PGHK #94 Chao Ua 2 (臭话2)
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Guests: Arabaijop, Pek Lulu, Kacang Putih, Jepun Lau Ee, Hailam Kei Pui, Kim Moh, Wiwi Wawa, & Tae Gaik.
WARNING: This show contains 90% curse-word saturation.
This is our second take of recording the Chau Ua 2 episode. The original was only enjoyed by fewer than 20 live listeners. I dropped the recorder at the end and lost everything!
But my Miku anger is definitely coming through as I start the show with slew of curse words.
After reviewing the show before posting, I think we have gone through a long list of Chau Ua. It’s actually not too bad.
Special thanks to Loti Bin who appeared in the lost episode.
May 28th, 2007 at 1:25 am
lan ciao ting tang~~ cibai kui kam,~ lan ciao jip~~ cibai kui~~ cibai kiu kiu tang~ hei~
May 28th, 2007 at 1:27 am
wa lanciao tua ki~ cha jip puki,~ yio lai yio ki,~ jin jia happy~
May 28th, 2007 at 4:29 am
That was not bad. We still able to record for almost 48 min. Wonderful job. John has to be cautious when u r recording. If not kena cak cili api into ur asshole.
May 28th, 2007 at 7:43 am
John,The second part of the chao ua also not bad still very funny!WOW!really can throw out my stresslah while all my chao ua come out!Heehee!Feel better nowadays!Thanks john!Good job!!!
May 28th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
aiyo…i no back Klang so cannot join the LIVE if not i sure will get the chance to listen the Original (Limited Edition) this time is Singing Chao Ua Edition…remind me many Chao Ua Songs my friends sang during primary & secondary school…let me share 1 aunty always say de Chao Ua…
“Lu Eh Mah Yee Poh Cha Boh Kia”… means very far relative de daughter
enjoy…ha!ha!ha!
May 28th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
SI peh Tu lan…. miss the show…. COZ oversleep….. ee mah ler…..
hope got episod 3….. then i can share again to your all.. hehe….
May 28th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
add on to your cibais and lanjiaos chao ua…
- sio pu
- kan khe
- kan ne neh
- he meh meng
my favourite chao ua would be “bo lam pa”… i remembered once in high school when my classmate said “kap siao” as in “talkative” and she was punished by the teacher. she still got no idea today why she was punished, sperm very rude meh?
and anyone know this very old chao ua hokkien song, famous in those night/strip club in the 80’s… something like this…
“wa di shua teng kia lo lai, wa di shua teng suei ci bai” (translated as, i walked down from the hill, i was washing cibai on the hill) i can’t recall the next phrase, arghhh…
don’t ask me what am i doing in night clubs at that very young age, haha…
May 29th, 2007 at 12:39 am
Miku John, why r u so “手 枪“ @ clumsy ?!!!! I can imagine how u felt…damn!!!
If I were u, I will “打” my own “手 枪” after the recording in order to release the “To Lan” feeling, ha!!!
Walaubagaimanapun, this show is still very the very funny, dirty n smelly, ha!!!!!
May 29th, 2007 at 12:59 am
wah….everyone so cho……nice!!
May 29th, 2007 at 9:48 am
wah…. dame funny.. i was the few listener tat get the chance to listen the Original (Limited Edition) ……. but 2nd recording also quite funny… last nite i copy it into my MP3 player n ask my mother 2 listen 2 it…. u know what……. she say beh tahan leh…… y always use the 2 word nia – lanciow n cibai only…… nothing special meh hehe… she also laugh when haunamkeipui sing the song tat loti bin teach……… so u guys…… in 3rd part… pls come out with soemthing different lor…… anywhere… i laugh until i cry he he good job guy’s…. ohhhhh John… pls becarefull next time he he…….
May 29th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
taugeh.dat 1 not i sing one.arabaijop sing 1…i only sung the christmas song
May 29th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
hehe HNKP…… so sorry……. i oready blur lioa he he….. so sorry ya
May 29th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
ahyo… lu lang gao chor….
goh chor goh hiao..
wa pun ai cham luang~~
May 29th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
actually that song “lang jiao ting tang” (大地回春) been revised and got a FULL version. I heard it before from one of the 中華玫瑰 in…1998 i guess.
add something here…
kang kar lu eh chao cibai lee!!
kang kar bo ji deh
lao ho siu kang tia ji dao
chao cibai ki hor gao kang la
…..
kakakaka……
May 29th, 2007 at 7:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxORt3yGTfw
May 29th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
味道 chorus
我想你到 Key Siao
想念你的 Lan Jiao
你也想我的 Ci Bai
还有我的 Nek Nek Pok
May 29th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
辛晓琪的臭味道
今天晚上的Cibai很痒
不知道Lanjiao跑那去了
赤裸裸的Neknek
Cibai多寂廖
我以为Lanjiao可以很屌
我以为你能Kan得很好
谁知道一想你
思念Cao Lanjiao
Cibai很痒
想你到Key Siao
想念你的 Lan Jiao
想念你白色精子
和你Lampa的味道
我想念Cao Cibai
和Neknek淡淡臭酸味道
记忆中曾被Kan的味道
May 29th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
OMG, that’s great!!
May 29th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpDAkdotVZ4
May 30th, 2007 at 12:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdVMmEFXkuQ (how to learn Hokkien)
May 30th, 2007 at 12:59 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgbe9J4f6lc (Lesson 2) so funny!!
May 30th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Walan eh… this episode is much “chor” than previous one… haha…
Great job to those “Girls team”…. haha… Pek lulu sounds very funny…
May 30th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
hahaha… really can learn lots of chao ua song here loh… great job to the gang.. especially my Kacang Putih and Lau Ee
May 31st, 2007 at 5:49 am
Thx Ang Ku Kueh, u missed the original one. That one was very hilarious. Puki mak John lo, this weekend, if he miss recording anything, I prepare a pair of scissors to cut his LC. He.he he,c if he panic bo. Let him panic till LC kiu jiap ki. Ha..ha..ha ha……..he..he .he……C ya, all of u pls join on Jun 2 in the morning, also see John in the video.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Jepun Lau Ee, ENCORE!!!
June 6th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
2 thumbs up ! a great stress release show !
January 9th, 2008 at 12:03 am
ha………….. i juz can said: song!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm
even tho i only understand half of it it’s still very funny!!! hahaha
the accent very diff from the hokkien in jb lol
SIBEH KANASAI FARNIE
July 4th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Filth! Absolute filth! Sadistic to the core! May Hainam Kei Pui rest in peace. We are fortunate to get to know her for this short time. Amen.
January 14th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
看到你就想kan lu
碰到你就jin jia song
摸到你就lanciao kilai liao
和我在一起就想xxxchao cibai liao
做爱着想bong lu cibai嗅看liao
lanjiao jip ki你cibai出水liao
kannina你cibai大洞咯
kan ga li song song song…