PGHK #187 Snui Mia (算命)

Mar 2, 2009 | Podcast | 20 comments

Our guest Eau See shared her experience with fortune telling. The other guests also shared their experience. But most interestingly, listen to the results of how we all fair in our fotune per Momokui’s book.

Song: Penang Hokkien Pne Pne Tnia (Right Click and Choose Download)

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20 Comments

  1. lor mee

    Holy shit, the siam talk is really make me laugh non-stop until my tears also drop!!!! kakakakakakakaaka

  2. Jipunabor

    Yes, me too, i really enjoyed the last part when you all were “luan-luan” talking in siam, that’s hilarious and cute ~~~ and very creative too, hope you do that again , thanks 😀

  3. dann

    OMG, this is so hilarious!!! Especially the Siam talk. I laughed until i burst myself into tears. Its such a wrong podcast to listen in office. LOL.

  4. Miku John

    msk, I tried it, and it gave me the same result as momokui’s book. 5两6钱.

  5. fongtak

    The wisdom of John’s Laughter.

    John Ong’s laugh – out -loud can disfuse a tense situation,
    can dispell conficts and can make a serious or frightening situation
    brightens up. John, you are my Hero. heeeee hehehe hehehehheee
    Luv Ya.. John.

  6. Miku John

    Fongtak, you’re so kind. I think I may have found myself a fan. 🙂

  7. motoleng

    john,
    5两6钱… higher then US currency
    USD 1 = RM3.7

  8. Siao Cha Bor

    great episode!

    thanks for the link msk!

    john should be proud to be 5两6钱. not many can reach that mark. mine only 4两1钱.

  9. msk

    cool, so it’s the same.
    welcome. 🙂

    to char bor,
    4 for ladies it’s fine. a friend once told me that, higher mark is not too good for ladies – above 5.

  10. oh miao

    ya,it is true, for ladies, it is not too good if your ba zhi weight(八字) is too high。

  11. fongtak

    AND THE AWARD GOES TO…

    Who is the tapiak kapien who brought in the 八字 almanac?
    Who is the tapiak kiapien who does such a good 算命 job.?
    Who is the one who is so accomodating and inline to this episode ?

    ….it’s for the Best Supporting Female Actress ….
    and the Award goes to…….( opening the envelope …..)
    Mo Mo Kui .. Teng teng te teng teng…
    CONGRATULATIONs !!!!

    Mo Mo Kui i must tell you, u did such a fine job on
    this episode of PenangHokkien

  12. Miku John

    If you like Momokui, you’ll have to come back every week. She’s coming back for more in the future.
    I agree, she is very good. But all my guests are good.

  13. momokui

    Hahahaa^^
    thx Fongtak
    btw, i love ur wife miu chooi fa ,n ur son, fong sai yuk XD

    i was enjoy when i talk 2 all tek pet keh pin,they are so funny.
    john ar,
    u rm 5.6 very gud d.
    n my friend just told me that not good for girl if too heavy(pek ji)
    so all below rm4.5 its stil okay.

  14. momokui

    Hahahahaha Eao See!!
    my mum say that she like u !!
    she say that u was so fuuny..make ur eye red n take MC to snui mia.hahaha

  15. phong hong

    Hah…hah…hah…..Hillarious “Thai” talk….Penang Thai Kok Podcast…Krob Krab Krob Krab….Kha Pai Kaki Patah…God job!

  16. 2 green apple

    wow… really laugh die me on the siam talk…. keep laughing untill non stop

  17. Ting Ting

    Hey!

    I love listening to the way you all chat in Penang Hokkien!

  18. AhTin

    ROFLMAO Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off ..Luv this recording..release all the tension after listening all the ghost stories.

  19. MiKU Ong

    据说这是袁天罡道长研究出来的,是流传比较广的一种算命方法。现在将具体的算法贴出来,大家可以自己算算。首先说一句,任何算法都不可能是100% 正确的,而且即便100%正确,也是可以因为个人的行为(比方说积德行善或者作恶多端)而改变的,历史上也很多这样的例子,总之,提醒各位千万不要太执著于此!!!如果因此给谁的心情蒙上阴影,偶会深感不安的。

    袁天罡称骨算法:根据个人八字(即出生年月日和时辰),分别在后面所附内容中查出出生年的重量、出生月的重量、出生日的重量以及出生时辰的重量,将四个重量相加所得即为八字重量。根据八字重量去查相关的批注诗。

    一般说来,八字重的比较不容易振的住,也就是说不容易被邪物侵扰,当然玩招魂招仙的游戏也不容易成功。显然不是绝对的八字越重越好,轻的也有比较好的,但从一般意义上说,八字重的普遍比轻的得到的批示要好,所谓一般意义也就是说这里的好在有的人眼中可能未必是好。

    举个例子吧:1971年正月初一子时出生的人可以查到年的重量为1两7钱,月的重量为6钱,日的重量为5钱,时辰的重量为1两6钱,将之相加:

    1两7+6钱+5钱+1两6=1.7+0.6+0.5+1.6=4.4=4两4钱。然后查4两4钱的批注诗: 4两4:来事由天莫苦求,须知福禄胜前途,当年财帛难如意,晚景欣然便不忧

    出生年的重量:出生年的重量是以六十年为周期的(也就是说相差六十年的年份重量相同)

    这是年的
    1941:6钱
    1942:8钱
    1943:7钱
    1944:5钱
    1945:1两5
    1946:6钱
    1947:1两6
    1948:1两5
    1949:7两
    1950:9钱|
    1951:1两2
    1952:1两
    1953:7钱
    1954:1两5
    1955:6钱
    1956:5钱
    1957:1两4
    1958:1两4
    1959:9钱
    1960:7钱
    1961:7钱
    1962:9钱
    1963:1两2
    1964:8钱
    1965:7钱
    1966:1两3
    1967:5钱
    1968:1两4
    1969:5钱
    1970:9钱
    1971:1两7
    1972:5钱
    1973:7钱
    1974:1两2
    1975:8钱
    1976:8钱
    1977:6钱
    1978:1两9
    1979:6钱
    1980:8钱
    1981:1两6
    1982:1两
    1983:7钱
    1984:1两2
    1985:9钱
    1986:6钱
    1987:7钱
    1988:1两2
    1989:5钱
    1990:9钱
    1991:8钱
    1992:7钱
    1993:8钱
    1994:1两5
    1995:9钱
    1996:1两6
    1997:8钱
    1998:8钱
    1999:1两9
    2000:1两2

    月的重量:
    一月:6钱
    二月:7钱
    三月:1两8
    四月:9钱
    五月:5钱
    六月:1两6
    七月:9钱
    八月:1两5
    九月:1两8
    十月:8钱
    十一月:9钱
    十二月:5钱

    出生日的重量:
    初一:五钱
    初二:一两
    初三:八钱
    初四:一两五
    初五:一两六
    初六:一两五
    初七:八钱
    初八:一两六
    初九:八钱
    初十:一两六
    十一:九钱
    十二:一两七
    十三:八钱
    十四:一两七
    十五:一两
    十六:八钱
    十七:九钱
    十八:一两八
    十九:五钱
    二十:一两五
    廿一:一两
    廿二:九钱
    廿三:八钱
    廿四:九钱
    廿五:一两五
    廿六:一两八
    廿七:七钱
    廿八:八钱
    廿九:一两六
    三十:六钱

    时辰:
    子时:一两六
    丑时:六钱
    寅时:七钱
    卯时:一两
    辰时:九钱
    巳时:一两六
    午时:一两
    未时:八钱
    申时:八钱
    酉时:九钱
    戌时:六钱
    亥时:六钱

    时辰表:子时:23:00–1:00 丑时: 1:00–3:00 寅时: 3:00–5:00 卯时: 5:00–7:00 辰时: 7:00–9:00 已时: 9:00–11:00 午时:11:00–13:00 未时:13:00–15:00 申时:15:00–17:00 酉时:17:00–19:00 戌时:19:00–21:00 亥时:21:00–23:00

    批注诗

    2两1:短命非业谓大凶,平生灾难事重重,凶祸频临限逆境,终世困苦事不成
    2两2:身寒骨冷苦伶仃,此命推来行乞人,劳劳碌碌无度日,中年打拱过平生
    2两3:此命推来骨轻轻,求谋做事事难成,妻儿兄弟应难许,别处他乡作散人
    2两4:此命推来福禄无,门庭困苦总难荣,六亲骨肉皆无靠,流到他乡作老人
    2两5:此命推来祖业微,门庭营度似希奇,六亲骨肉如水炭,一世勤劳自把持
    2两6:平生一路苦中求,独自营谋事不休,离祖出门宜早计,晚来衣禄自无忧
    2两7:一生做事少商量,难靠祖宗作主张,独马单枪空作去,早年晚岁总无长
    2两8:一生作事似飘蓬,祖宗产业在梦中,若不过房并改姓,也当移徒二三通
    2两9:初年运限未曾亨,纵有功名在后成,须过四旬方可上,移居改姓使为良
    3两:劳劳碌碌苦中求,东走西奔何日休,若能终身勤与俭,老来稍可免忧愁
    3两1:忙忙碌碌苦中求,何日云开见日头,难得祖基家可立,中年衣食渐无忧
    3两2:初年运错事难谋,渐有财源如水流,到的中年衣食旺,那时名利一齐来
    3两3:早年做事事难成,百计徒劳枉费心,半世自如流水去,后来运到始得金
    3两4:此命福气果如何,僧道门中衣禄多,离祖出家方得妙,终朝拜佛念弥陀
    3两5:生平福量不周全,祖业根基觉少传,营事生涯宜守旧,时来衣食胜从前
    3两6:不须劳碌过平生,独自成家福不轻,早有福星常照命,任君行去百般成
    3两7:此命般般事不成,弟兄少力自孤成,虽然祖业须微有,来的明时去的暗
    3两8:一生骨肉最清高,早入学门姓名标,待看年将三十六,蓝衣脱去换红袍
    3两9:此命少年运不通,劳劳做事尽皆空,苦心竭力成家计,到得那时在梦中
    4两:平生衣禄是绵长,件件心中自主张,前面风霜都受过,从来必定享安泰
    4两1:此命推来事不同,为人能干异凡庸,中年还有逍遥福,不比前年云未通
    4两2:得宽怀处且宽怀,何用双眉总不开,若使中年命运济,那时名利一齐来
    4两3:为人心性最聪明,做事轩昂近贵人,衣禄一生天数定,不须劳碌是丰亨
    4两4:来事由天莫苦求,须知福禄胜前途,当年财帛难如意,晚景欣然便不忧
    4两5:福中取贵格求真,明敏才华志自伸,福禄寿全家道吉,桂兰毓秀晚荣臻
    4两6:东西南北尽皆通,出姓移名更觉隆,衣禄无亏天数定,中年晚景一般同
    4两7:此命推来旺末年,妻荣子贵自怡然,平生原有滔滔福,可有财源如水流
    4两8:幼年运道未曾享,苦是蹉跎再不兴,兄弟六亲皆无靠,一身事业晚年成
    4两9:此命推来福不轻,自立自成显门庭,从来富贵人亲近,使婢差奴过一生
    5两:为利为名终日劳,中年福禄也多遭,老来是有财星照,不比前番目下高
    5两1:一世荣华事事通,不须劳碌自亨通,兄弟叔侄皆如意,家业成时福禄宏
    5两2:一世亨通事事能,不须劳思自然能,宗施欣然心皆好,家业丰亨自称心
    5两3:此格推来气象真,兴家发达在其中,一生福禄安排定,却是人间一富翁
    5两4:此命推来厚且清,诗书满腹看功成,丰衣足食自然稳,正是人间有福人
    5两5:走马扬鞭争名利,少年做事废筹论,一朝福禄源源至,富贵荣华显六亲
    5两6:此格推来礼仪通,一生福禄用无穷,甜酸苦辣皆尝过,财源滚滚稳且丰
    5两7:福禄盈盈万事全,一生荣耀显双亲,名扬威震人钦敬,处世逍遥似遇春
    5两8:平生福禄自然来,名利兼全福禄偕,雁塔提名为贵客,紫袍金带走金鞋
    5两9:细推此格妙且清,必定才高礼仪通,甲第之中应有分,扬鞭走马显威荣
    6两:一朝金榜快提名,显祖荣宗立大功,衣食定然原欲足,田园财帛更丰盈
    6两1:不做朝中金榜客,定为世上一财翁,聪明天赋经书熟,名显高克自是荣
    6两2:此名生来福不穷,读书必定显亲荣,紫衣金带为卿相,富贵荣华皆可同
    6两3:命主为官福禄长,得来富贵定非常,名题金塔传金榜,定中高科天下扬
    6两4:此格权威不可当,紫袍金带坐高堂,荣华富贵谁能及,积玉堆金满储仓
    6两5:细推此命福不轻,安国安邦极品人,文绣雕梁政富贵,威声照耀四方闻
    6两6:此格人间一福人,堆金积玉满堂春,从来富贵由天定,正笏垂绅谒圣君
    6两7:此名生来福自宏,田园家业最高隆,平生衣禄丰盈足,一世荣华万事通
    6两8:富贵由天莫苦求,万金家计不须谋,十年不比前番事,祖业根基水上舟
    6两9:君是人间衣禄星,一生福贵众人钦,纵然福禄由天定,安享荣华过一生
    7两:此命推来福不轻,不须愁虑苦劳心,一生天定衣与禄,富贵荣华过一生
    7两1:此名生来大不同,公侯卿相在其中,一生自有逍遥福,富贵荣华极品隆
    7两2:此格世界罕有生,十代积善产此人,天上紫微来照命,统治万民乐太平

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