Guests: Arabaijop, Pek Lulu, Kacang Putih, Jepun Lau Ee, Hailam Kei Pui, Kim Moh, Wiwi Wawa, & Tae Gaik.
WARNING: This show contains 90% curse-word saturation.
This is our second take of recording the Chau Ua 2 episode. The original was only enjoyed by fewer than 20 live listeners. I dropped the recorder at the end and lost everything!
But my Miku anger is definitely coming through as I start the show with slew of curse words.
After reviewing the show before posting, I think we have gone through a long list of Chau Ua. It’s actually not too bad.
Special thanks to Loti Bin who appeared in the lost episode.
lan ciao ting tang~~ cibai kui kam,~ lan ciao jip~~ cibai kui~~ cibai kiu kiu tang~ hei~
wa lanciao tua ki~ cha jip puki,~ yio lai yio ki,~ jin jia happy~
That was not bad. We still able to record for almost 48 min. Wonderful job. John has to be cautious when u r recording. If not kena cak cili api into ur asshole.
John,The second part of the chao ua also not bad still very funny!WOW!really can throw out my stresslah while all my chao ua come out!Heehee!Feel better nowadays!Thanks john!Good job!!!
aiyo…i no back Klang so cannot join the LIVE if not i sure will get the chance to listen the Original (Limited Edition) this time is Singing Chao Ua Edition…remind me many Chao Ua Songs my friends sang during primary & secondary school…let me share 1 aunty always say de Chao Ua…
“Lu Eh Mah Yee Poh Cha Boh Kia”… means very far relative de daughter
enjoy…ha!ha!ha!
SI peh Tu lan…. miss the show…. COZ oversleep….. ee mah ler…..
hope got episod 3….. then i can share again to your all.. hehe….
add on to your cibais and lanjiaos chao ua…
– sio pu
– kan khe
– kan ne neh
– he meh meng
my favourite chao ua would be “bo lam pa”… i remembered once in high school when my classmate said “kap siao” as in “talkative” and she was punished by the teacher. she still got no idea today why she was punished, sperm very rude meh?
and anyone know this very old chao ua hokkien song, famous in those night/strip club in the 80’s… something like this…
“wa di shua teng kia lo lai, wa di shua teng suei ci bai” (translated as, i walked down from the hill, i was washing cibai on the hill) i can’t recall the next phrase, arghhh…
don’t ask me what am i doing in night clubs at that very young age, haha…
Miku John, why r u so “手 枪“ @ clumsy ?!!!! I can imagine how u felt…damn!!!
If I were u, I will “打” my own “手 枪” after the recording in order to release the “To Lan” feeling, ha!!!
Walaubagaimanapun, this show is still very the very funny, dirty n smelly, ha!!!!!
wah….everyone so cho……nice!!
wah…. dame funny.. i was the few listener tat get the chance to listen the Original (Limited Edition) ……. but 2nd recording also quite funny… last nite i copy it into my MP3 player n ask my mother 2 listen 2 it…. u know what……. she say beh tahan leh…… y always use the 2 word nia – lanciow n cibai only…… nothing special meh hehe… she also laugh when haunamkeipui sing the song tat loti bin teach……… so u guys…… in 3rd part… pls come out with soemthing different lor…… anywhere… i laugh until i cry he he good job guy’s…. ohhhhh John… pls becarefull next time he he…….
taugeh.dat 1 not i sing one.arabaijop sing 1…i only sung the christmas song
hehe HNKP…… so sorry……. i oready blur lioa he he….. so sorry ya 😛
ahyo… lu lang gao chor….
goh chor goh hiao..
wa pun ai cham luang~~
actually that song “lang jiao ting tang” (大地回春) been revised and got a FULL version. I heard it before from one of the 中華玫瑰 in…1998 i guess.
add something here…
kang kar lu eh chao cibai lee!!
kang kar bo ji deh
lao ho siu kang tia ji dao
chao cibai ki hor gao kang la
…..
kakakaka……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxORt3yGTfw
味道 chorus
我想你到 Key Siao
想念你的 Lan Jiao
你也想我的 Ci Bai
还有我的 Nek Nek Pok
辛晓琪的臭味道
今天晚上的Cibai很痒
不知道Lanjiao跑那去了
赤裸裸的Neknek
Cibai多寂廖
我以为Lanjiao可以很屌
我以为你能Kan得很好
谁知道一想你
思念Cao Lanjiao
Cibai很痒
想你到Key Siao
想念你的 Lan Jiao
想念你白色精子
和你Lampa的味道
我想念Cao Cibai
和Neknek淡淡臭酸味道
记忆中曾被Kan的味道
OMG, that’s great!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpDAkdotVZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdVMmEFXkuQ (how to learn Hokkien)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgbe9J4f6lc (Lesson 2) so funny!!
Walan eh… this episode is much “chor” than previous one… haha…
Great job to those “Girls team”…. haha… Pek lulu sounds very funny…
hahaha… really can learn lots of chao ua song here loh… great job to the gang.. especially my Kacang Putih and Lau Ee
Thx Ang Ku Kueh, u missed the original one. That one was very hilarious. Puki mak John lo, this weekend, if he miss recording anything, I prepare a pair of scissors to cut his LC. He.he he,c if he panic bo. Let him panic till LC kiu jiap ki. Ha..ha..ha ha……..he..he .he……C ya, all of u pls join on Jun 2 in the morning, also see John in the video.
Jepun Lau Ee, ENCORE!!!
2 thumbs up ! a great stress release show !
ha………….. i juz can said: song!!
even tho i only understand half of it it’s still very funny!!! hahaha
the accent very diff from the hokkien in jb lol
SIBEH KANASAI FARNIE
Filth! Absolute filth! Sadistic to the core! May Hainam Kei Pui rest in peace. We are fortunate to get to know her for this short time. Amen.
看到你就想kan lu
碰到你就jin jia song
摸到你就lanciao kilai liao
和我在一起就想xxxchao cibai liao
做爱着想bong lu cibai嗅看liao
lanjiao jip ki你cibai出水liao
kannina你cibai大洞咯
kan ga li song song song…
Thanks for the “cibai” and “lanciau things”
Lu Lang e mak bo cibai…
lanciau te te…
kauceng kia…
le mak leng phua
lu lang khi si… chau cibai…
kontol si lan HUT
ma-cibai pukimak
chau cipet khak ho tiam la lu lang…
leng phong lanciau bo….
hahahaha… cibai kia kong ua
make the episode 3 la ..
cao cibai la
fuck
I’m sure you’re itching to join the next Chhao Oa show!
love this episode most…